i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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