Already got asked if we're dating
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying