At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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