dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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