:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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