is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
So many bounce houses so little time
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Boobs speak an international language.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
