9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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