you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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