I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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