the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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