honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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