no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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