I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I love you.
Bad choice
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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