your thong is hanging out like whoa
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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