At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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