Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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