Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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