THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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