I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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