I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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