Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
After last night, I could never be a politician.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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