I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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