Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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