Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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