i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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