That's intense
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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