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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
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there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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