What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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