As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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She has the best kind of daddy issues
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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