At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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