Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
