everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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