i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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