where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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