We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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