Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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