I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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