Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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