I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Damn victory sex feels great
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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