just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
i think my cat just said my name.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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