It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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