also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
