I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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