I looked at my own cervix.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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