Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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