Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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