I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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