I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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