im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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