Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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