The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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