either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
honey bunches of taint.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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