Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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