Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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