I should be sponsored by Trojan
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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